sexpulchral - not exactly necrophilia, just as close as you can get.
marmalade
** sepluchcral ** - related to the burying of your little sister favorite pluch 
[h] harassment **
mommalade bearassment - What Momma Bear in the Goldilocks story had to put up with at work.
ridiculous
** ridiludicrous ** - laughable though grotesque
** cushy **
cushee - the recipient of pillow-fight blows
mongrel
songrel - operatic dog
continuum
** vaccontinuum ** - nickname of those new small flat and circular vaccum cleaners that vaccums automatically the whole house (example : http://www.seetvproductsforless.com/robosweep.htm)
** imitator **
IMatator - a program that mimmics your Instant Messenger responses for when you are on the toidy or surfing illegal Panda.
quality
imitaters - faux fries
squallity - stormy state
turpitude
** turniptude ** - root of decadence
** tarpaulin **
garpaulin - covering for a large, ugly fish
fundementalism
** fundementedalism ** - crazy and intolerant religious movement
** pokey **
porkey - half porpoise, half monkey
hybrid
polkey - a very slow polka
Charlottean
Oops. Sorry, Second.
hybride - not quite a bridesmaid, not quite a bride
Charlottean
carlottean - some guy prenteding to be a car. Go figure.
zygote
zymurgote - eggs and beer, a deadly, or perhaps funny, combination.
nincompoop
noncompoop - waste that is found in a Sargeant’s toilet
Swedish
swedeish: rutabaganesque.
gimbal
gimbelle - a department store model
uncivil