unclevillle - where my uncle lives and generally behaves boorish.
narcolepsy
Narcolepsy: a convulsive ailment, commonly associated with cocaine addiction.
phthisis
phthesis - consumption of one’s term paper (usually by one’s dog)
nexus
nextus - we’re next
impair
im pair: a disabled nanny.
vinculum
vincalum - a gradute of the Vintners’ Institute of Nova Cruetta
hogwash
HoggWash: a bathtime soap dispenser featuring the likeness of Sorrel Booke [sup]RIP[/sup].
hazard
hazeroard - something that’s perfectly safe, but looks dangerous.
oldtimer
moldtimer - a device for measuring the time it takes for fungus to overspread an object.
fungus
funeralgus - an occurence after eating the wrong kind of wild mushroom.
potent
smotent - past participle of smite.
heterogeneous
heterojeaneous – fond of classic 501 Blues, Jordache designer jeans, Sears Toughskins, and numerous other denim pants
Edsel
Ceresbellum - a brain shaped asteroid
tabernacle
tapernavel: the dimple on the bottom of a dinner candle.
glockenspiel
Glock and spiel - a voluble line of often extravagant talk usually intended to persuade you to give up your money while at gunpoint
Sluggard
slugbard: a minstrel who sings the legend of bullets, glock and spiel-style.
tumescence
** tumscience ** - science of stomach swelling
** upsa-daisy **
Apso Daisy - the mane around the neck of a very strange breed of dog.
commission
scummission - a shelter targeted to winos.
merciful