Purseifull- When it’s the women’s turn to pay
Synod
Syknot - an ancient Maccabbean school of ropes and stuff
religiosity
unreligiosity - what occurs when some adherents don’t quite follow the BIG message.
quarterstaff
quartermasterstaff: a contingent of supply officers.
skein
skeyein - having the wool pulled over one’s optics.
ragamuffin
ragmuffins - clothing that street urchins eat
entemology
so, I misspelled it.
entomology
Entenmannology: the study of packaged, store-bought cakes and doughnuts.
horsefly
entocosmology - what we should be studying, because some day the giant insects of GaltosVII will be taking over the universe.
steroid
steroic - the super-aggressive feeling created by abusing steroids
waffle
wafflemurs - ringtailed, but also marked with tiny squares.
tantamount
tantrummount: what Mr. B feels when he gets skipped. 
carafe
hersefly - an insect usually found buzzing around the dead.
caraft - a floating beer pitcher
financial
Walletful When it’s the man’s turn to pay
Cellular
Wow I was way off on that one!
Crynancial my reaction to my finnancial situation
cellullar
drycellular - a condition experienced when calls are not received on your personal, portable phone.
uuseless
drycellular - a condition experienced when calls are not received on your personal, portable phone.
useless
uuseless: an adjective for UUNET. 
glengarry
glencarry - a hat that you can stuff in your back pocket, when you don’t feel like wearing it.
vomitorium
Grommetorium - a theater dedicated to showing animation films
insufferable