inscufferable - the kind of shoeshine you always wanted.
wordsmith
wordsmite - to scold; to berate
berate
berite - a campaign to shift people’s political views
communist
commuternist - packed in with the masses, whether bus,train or automobile.
xyster
goyster - a Gentile shellfish ;j
membrane
remembrain - forcing yourself to remember what you forgot three seconds ago.
hunkydory
chunkydory - OK, but fat.
yesman
yetman - “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
whimpering
yetman - “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
whimpering
pimpering - pimp who pampers his prostitutes
suitcase
surfeitcase - above the bag limit when flying on commercial airlines.
zero
Zerro Zorro’s loser cousin
modem
modernem: a cable router.
peripheral
perifural – fringed with incidental quantities of animal pelts
maverick
** Maverichard**- An independent individual who goes by his given name
Kitten
Kittenfold Increaed by an order of magnitude^Kitten.
Sniffles
S’nipples-S’what s’nice about breasteses
Breasteses sp?
breasteases - girls who use their hooters to lead men on
hooters
Hoopters – Restaurant chain which hires only women who have played basketball, and requires them to wear low-cut and cropped jersey tops when waiting tables
arena
carena - where most auto shows are held.
smock