hortified - When one is mortified and horrified all at once.
amber
caramber - Bostonian pronunciation of Mexican exclamation (it’s what we do with all those dropped R’s from words like “park” and “car”)
pronunciation
** conunciation ** - just say no.
** anaesthetist **
- hey ** EddyTeddyFreddy **, you’re from bean town? *
anaestheist feeling numb about religious matters.
jackdaw
lackdaw - the decimated state of the crow population since the West Nile virus arrived.
decimated
Hey, there, french frog, fellow Masshole (as my NH friend puts it)! 
Born in Stoneham; raised in Melrose; lived in the North End for 17 years after college; now resident in Ipswich. Can’t get much more Bay Stately than that , eh?
** johndaw ** - craw, omen of death
** fitness ** * …what I need… *
fibness - a state of habitual untruthfulness
Still up for grabs: decimated
deci-mated - married ten times
Anglican
anglecan - a container for fishing worms
residential
restidential - asleep at home.
kitchen
** chen ** - when you buy an already built kitchen
** kitechen ** - Flying Dutchman’s canteen
** soundless **
- hello, hello ** EddyTeddyFreddy ** ! Sorry about leaving just after the simulpost but I had to go to work… in Wakefield, just between Melrose and Stoneham
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astoundless - so blase, nothing can amaze one
blase
Good grief, french frog! By any chance, do you work in that office building on the shores of Lake Quannapowitt???
blousé – apathetic about which of her 163 tops your girlfriend will finally decide to wear to the restaurant/game/party/whatever (“Just pick one and throw it on, honey, we’re already twenty minutes behind schedule”)
chemise
** chemisetry ** - industrial fabrics and new materials
** pharmacy **
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No Lake Quannapowitt offices
but I drive along it every day … up to Walgreens where I work. Maybe you’re one of my customers! * -
good work on the “é” ** Sternvogel **
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pharmasty - a drugstore you’d better not buy your medicine at unless you want to be even sicker
medicine
I don’t get over to Wakefield much any more, french frog. Do you ever go to Crane’s Beach?
maidicine - magical pills taken when your too lazy to clean the house
high-performance
**thigh-performance ** - Position #117J in the newest sex manual: You, Your Car and Assorted Nasty Things You Can Do in It.
luck
** Butterluck ** - Fat chance
** Dame-luck ** - woman who has chosen to no be reelected, but still lucky.
** Searsandroebluck ** - at last you found that drill you wanted, and it’s on sale !
** Disbar **
- I don’t go north, just went to Ipswich once… I’m much a RI guy and anyway, I work in retail, so forget it : I’m working ! Can’t go to the beach !!
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disbar - not dat bar
digital audio tape
Please come to Boston, she said no, won’t you come back home to me
** digiggle gizmaudio horrortape ** - amusing and facetious halloween product…
- hey ! that was 3 words! please be more laconic ! like in… *
** laconic **
- Noclueboy, are you the number one fan of the man from Tennessee? *