** Bossilize ** - the freezing effect your boss has on you when he enters your office while you were playing Doom on the corporate network (Mmm… Deja vu? 
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** Draftee **
Drafteemingmillions - a whole lot of bottles of beer on the wall, with/without the song.
green
green_bladder - a very silly person on St Patrick’s Day
glavin
glaving - shaving while wearing gloves
opossum
nopossum - none here, anyways…
amorphous
clamorphous - shapeless, but also cold, wet and briny.
halo
halowe - to be indebted to a saint
saint
spaint - what one says after an exhausting trip to Spain: “Man, I’m totally …”
vacation
vacantation - a magical spell to rid one’s house of unwanted guests
insufferable
** Insupperable ** - somebody you really don’t want at your dinner table
** Equivocal **
equivocabulary - six of one, half a dozen of the other.
imprimatur
** Imprimadonnatur ** - Controversial authorization of the tell all story of Diana’s butler. * …like we care… :o *
** Priggish **
friggish - the mental state of “WTF” expressed through the constant use of the slang word friggin’ during a conversation.
forest
furrest - a rack for hnging up mink jackets, stoles, etc.
recidivism
resquidivism – relapsing into a pattern of eating calamari after repeatedly vowing to cease dining on cephalopods
cephalopod
cephalollipop - a skull-shaped candy for Halloween
Halloween
Walloween - the after the fact, gluttonous feeling of despair that follows a night of pigging out on massive amounts of Halloween candy. Feeling horribly ill usually accompanies the this condition.
Samhain
Hamhain - an obscure Balkan festival celebrating the annual pig slaughter
slaughter
dlaughter - killing a daughter
aqueous
acneous - drowning in zits
mortified