revlamping - What the lightbulb changing service does.
dumpling
stumpling - the young offspring displayed by a campaigning politician in a bid to win the “family values” vote
cynical
cynickelal - sarcastic and cheap
empire
swampire - realm of the Creature From The Black Lagoon
lagoon
Lagoonies - a bunch of swashbuckling kids harrass the Creature
transubstantiation
** transbigmacstantiation ** - Mc Donalds taking over Subway
** perplex **
purplex - the color of an ex-spouse who discovers just how many assets got hidden from the divorce settlement.
adversarial
adverbsorial - really nasty use of verb modifiers
apostrophe
** apostletrophe ** - trophy for the best disciple attendance.
** night ** … as in “good night people, I’m going to bed.”
nighat - rural dialect for “in the vicinity of”
vicinity
Vinniecinity: describing the apparent nadir of a promising feature actor, 20 years hence to bring modern pulp to life.
gimlet
grimlet - A nasty-tasting drink
…and the next word is:
funny
** funanny ** - Mrs Doubtfire
** morning ** - as in "good morning, I just woke up… 
"
manuring - as in “Why the hell are you manuring right under my open window, you hapless excuse for a gerdener?!”
rampage
** rampbook ** - a lot of rampage put together
** ramperage ** - electrical mayhem
** rampostage ** - what happens to the postman when he gets upset on your lack of stamps.
** isobar **
Risabar - a place every Trek Doper dreams about
coverage
smotherage - a little too much coverage
microphone
** vasectomicrophone ** - intrument for sterelization by sound
** microtchphone ** - and it dances too… ahem…
** ashamed **
ashaled - the state of being fossilized in a riverbed deposit
fossilize