sarcacissm - sarcastic narcissism
sarcasm
Czarcasm - being really snotty to Russian royalty
Manhattan
Manandboyhattan - long-time resident of NYC/
ameliorate
Manasshattan - a particularly obnoxious New Yorker
obnoxious
Argh! Beaten to it!
camelliorate - appease an enraged loved one with flowers.
obnoxious
cobnoxious - corn on the cob which is poisonous
poisonous
pollisonous - a survey worded so as to generate the worst-possible findings.
beatific
Breatific – descriptive of the smile frozen on the face of a long-dead animal who was unknowingly trapped in a tar pit
excavation
exitcavation - egress from an archeological dig site.
calamity
calamidril - an oinment for when Armeggeddon happens
incubate
** outcubate ** - sneezing in other people faces
** soloist **
soloism - the behavior of Han Solo
metropolis
** C3POlis ** - imitation of famous golden robot 
** shipwreck **
shopwreck - the aftermath of a bull’s visit to a china shop.
aftermath
** chemistry ** - what’s after maths… ahem, sorry…
** sternermath ** - what you do next after self-proclaiming ‘I’m the kinf of the world!’
** sorry **
sorrue - when you’re really, really sorry
edification
fredification - teh transformation into fred
mobile
Metropoly - Frizt Lange’s favorite board game.
Eddyvacation - a cat on holiday
nobile - out of gas
corpuscle
** corporascle ** - small and not very well liked corporal
** excruciating **
excruxiating - leaving one’s parent’s church
snit
schnit - a German hissy fit
revamping