Eliasborate - to drone on and on about Kazan’s movies
texture
textorture - (1) being forced to read hideously boring books; (2) being forced to listen to hideously boring Lone Star State stories.
hideously
Shideously - attempting to perform an impossible hideous act, for example eviscerating someone with cotton wool.
Ah, we need a new word, Mango, dahlink!
I’ll pluck one from your post: eviscerating
evicerating - bowdlerizing something raunchy till all the naughty bits are gone
raunchy
ranchy - sexy on a ranch
ok i admit i suck at this so ill stop
crushing
crushping - the sound of a beer can being throttled
throttle
hottle - somewhere between hot and… not.
menses (heh, good luck)
menscessation - any time of the month that better than some other time of the month.
nothing
** Notring **- the sound your phone makes when no one is calling you.
** Calling **
callsing - those annoying cutesie-poo answering machine greetings where the person has composed and sung their own (to them) amazingly witty ditty.
amazingly
ablazingpee- What you might experience if you get an STD.
STD (does that count as a word? if not, then sexually.)
[Hey, What do I know?]
STupiD - nuff’ said.
[oblige
** elamborate ** - said about an intricate young sheep meal preparation by a skilled French cook
** French ** * go ahead, have fun 
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Hey ! Did I miss like 12 posts ???
Anyway…
** Orlandoblige ** - When you really have to follow the family to travel to an amusement park for your little sister
** French **
Have fun again.
Fronsh - a non-French-speaker’s pathetic attempt to sound Francophone.
Francophone
Francophoney - thinking you can fool people into believing you speak French, just because you say zee instead of using the.
plethora
plethorate - (10 - to orate at excessive length; (2) to boast of one’s bounteous belongings.
bounteous
prisn a crystal jail consisting of three or more similar faces parallel to a single axis
inebriated
(Thankyou Sternvogel for your kind welcome)
- Well, I guess I’m not the only one missing some posts
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** Troublounteous ** - ready to give as much trouble as needed
** Inebrieted ** - Driving under the influence of French cheese
** Camembert **
Camemberit - used to know. ex: “I used to know. Now I camemberit.”
elegant