irrelegant - well-dressed, but overdressed for the occasion. For example, wearing a cocktail dress and high heels while mucking out a stall.
overdressed
roverdressed - to wear a dog costume, or to resemble a dog
universal
unireversal - a complete change of fortune
maggot
muggot was attacked and robbed by a wormlike larva
excruciating
ex-crushiating- The unbearable desire to render your ex’s head flat like the bottom of a cast iron frying pan.
** render**
renderide - to mock and scorn the “Stimpy” cartoons.
pathetic
pathetickle - so lame you can’t even tickle properly.
quintuplet
Quintuba - a specialty tuba played by five people at once
nutrition
nutcaserition - crazy, but well-fed.
ripsaw
quipsaw - a joker with a razor-sharp wit
razor
** Grazor ** - agricultural blade precutting grass for cows
** Ruminant **
rumorinant - one who enjoys passing on gossip while chewing the cud with friends
gossip
ruminancy - sissy cow
frequency
gassip - word on the street on who has championship flatulence
frenquency
** Frayquency ** - How long it takes to your favorite sweat shirt to fall appart.
** FreQuincy ** - My wife. She shops often in Quincy Market, Boston, MA… 
** Market **
malarket - disingenuous speech down to the Shop 'n Save.
sousaphone
** DrSeussaphone ** - Sound of a cat in a hat
** Feline **
- Good night y’all… yawn *
squealine sound made when you step on the cat
empyrean
Freeline- Your cat when you leave the back door open.**
Back
backkk support the clan
incongruous