empierun - race with a tort surprise! 
incongress - senators racing for pie :dubious:
blanch
bloanch – to assume an ashy pallor upon realizing how much interest you’ll end up paying on that 30-year mortgage you just took out
pallor
blance - a spear that shoots BBs from the tip
worried
**Lorried[b/] - Being worried just as you get hit by a lorry.
** Nihilistic[b/]
*Sorry about t’other post. and yes I do know an almost limitless supply of stupid phrases and words.
Nighholistic: the advent of a Wholly Man.
merit
pallord - the Prince of Undertakers
merite - the act of worshiping oneself
worship
** whoreship ** - orgy and idolatry past the 12 nautical miles. You can gamble too.
** nautical **
naughtical - Hijinks on the high seas.
truffle
scruffle - a kitten play maneuver, in which the one (temporarily) on top grasps its littermate by the neck and chomps.
littermate
ilitterrmate - kitty’s siblings can’t read
comprehension
cowprehension - the job of a cattle warden
warden
wardent - a bent prison officer
interregnum
** compretendtion ** - Nod and says ‘yes’ but in fact thinks “I got No Clue, Boy!”
** halberd **
- Darn I did it again ! I really need to check the next page thingy… OK, let fix this… *
** Intermagnum ** 1. Time to wait until they release the PI sequel. 2. Period of emptyness between 2 bottles of Veuve-Cliquot.
** halberd **
Hal. Bird. how to point out a bird to Hal.
abdicate
blabdicate - to point out the excruciatingly obvious, at excruciating length.
**excruciating[b/]
- Mmmm… We did this one… SixSwords answering to BuddytoBud… ex-crushiating- The unbearable desire to render your ex’s head flat like the bottom of a cast iron frying pan.
Anyway… *
** Chrismasciating ** - Inflicting severe auditory pain to parents by offering a very noisy and cacophonous toy to their child
** Cacophonous **
kakaphanous - sounding like shit.
That was too easy. 
backophanous - the sound of a driver enraged by a tailgater
tailgater
** Aligater ** - Mohamed Ali tailgating
** Cocktailgater ** - Tailgating and DUI
** Boxing **
boxzing-making jokes while standing on a soapbox
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