Word morphing game

** Haubroke ** - cheap chainmail protection for fortuneless knigths. Blue light, Aisle 5.

** Supermarket **

** Haubroke ** - cheap chainmail protection for fortuneless knigths. Blue light, Aisle 5.

** Supermarket **

Shtupermarket - ladies of the night vending their goods and services.

ubiquitous

newbiequitous – adjective describing a person who discovers a message board and subsequently attempts to establish a presence by posting an inane “LOL” response to every thread

neophyte

neofight training session in the matrix for novices

matrix

** Tomatrix ** - 1. Modelisation of a tomato. 2. Modelisation of a tomAto

** breathless **

breathtless - asthmatic flat chested woman with a lisp

asthmatic

asthmatrix - this particular sequel will leave you gasping

sequel

seepquel - when you go watch a sequel whilst bursting for a slash(to urinate for those who don’t know) and you hold on and it beings to seep down your leg.

Spigot

spigotti - a tangled-up mess of garden hose

tangle

tonguele - to get tongue tied

radiator

(Welcome to GuinnessGuzzler)

radioator - This station plays the hot hits

discotheque

(Cheers BuddyToBud)

discothequetive - chief investigator in Sophie Ellis Bextor’s “Murder on the Dance Floor”

investigator

injacketigator - like an investigator, but doesn’t delve as deep.

delve

dil-vet - Dogbert’s doc

skyscraper

skyscrapper - building demolition expert

demolition

demotittion - scientists unraveling their new line of… breasts.

scientists

** Ziontist ** - Israeli scientist

** Eructate **

** Erumpt **- To eruct… from the other end.

** Gridlock [/]

Ridcock- A man who is overly enthusiastic about feminism.

Tomato