tomahto - an excuse to break an engagement
engagement
Zenragement- When meditators go wild!
Meditators
premeditators - people who think about becoming a doctor.
raspberry
razzbury – to deliver an insulting speech about the deceased at a funeral
sarcophagus
sarcophungus – a sarcophogi made out of mushrooms
Elimantion
sarcophaggis - bag containing Scottish savouriess
elemansion - stately home for paciderms
haggis
haggist – Someone who is a hagis
Spleen
Splent – The past tense of spleen. Hey, who said it had to make sense?
figurative
figleafurative - sorta’ kinda’ a covering for something, more or less, I suppose.
vainglorious
manglorious - MY hunny bunny!!!
eloquent
'elloquint - what the surgeon says when a set of quintuplets are delivered.
quintuplet
squintuplet - five babies with eye problems
reticent
(squintuplet, nice one 
)
yetiscent - trying to locate bigfoot using sniffer-dogs
caveman
raveman - neolithic party goer
neolithic
cavemanual - spelunker’s how-to book
wherewithal
porneolithic - hard as a stone.
once again,wherewithal
werewithal - financially sound during a full moon
lupine
porclupine - a pretty flower, but touchy to breed.
xanthippe
xanthippy - Socrates’ wife in the 60’s
psychedelic
psychedelicious - loving someone for their wonderful mind.
yuppie