nuppie - a cute way of saying no, nope, uh huh, no way, “NO means NO!”, and “STOP! I said NO, you mother fu… !!”
extraordinary
exextraordinary - back to normal
abnormal
crabnormal - just boiled, no seasonings.
zeal
zee-ale - the passionate cry of a French, ale-loving person such as, “There is zee-ale! Whoo HOO!” Do French people cry out “whoo hoo”? I am not really sure, I am not French but damn do I love french fries!
** toil**
troil - to work very hard at inciting angry responses on a board
vigorous
viagragorous - really, really extra super-duper formula.
ambivalent
amphibalent - unsure whether to evolve out of the sea onto land
Darwinism
Darlostism - latest neologism from the anti-evolution folk.
behemoth
shehemoth - a hermaphrodite butterfly
hermaphrodite
rathermaphrodite - oh so close, but not quite, having male and female sex organs.
culinary
Culinhairy Relating to food that is so good that you keep eating even after you find a hair in it.
Relating
Brielating - talking incessantly about French cheese.
cheese
chesse - a game wherein, one by one, the playing pieces get eaten. Comes from the ancient Persian phrase,translated as “The king is dead, and on my ham sandwich.”
duck
djuck n. In Muslim legend, a spirit which assumes a rather specific animal form and exercises supernatural influence over people as they walk in the park.
Muslim
Imuslim - a diet drink created by a radio host.
radio
’fraidio - a radio that plays hip hop polka and salsa-banjo music all day and all night! (lame… shut up)
pottery
prepottery - adult Play-Do
epistle
epistols - letters written about handguns
cannonball
epostulate - the Bible
rectify
rectorify - correct a clerical error
inculcate