unculcnine - just in case you didn’t get it the last time
correctify - to right a right
canonball - a bit a do at the Vatican
emulate
Oops !
should have read inculcnine
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- I shouldn’t play this game when I just woke up…
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** Commercial **
- And by the way SanguineSpider, French don’t do “yoo-hoo”, except the fans of the Simpsons
They say “ouais!” *
scummercial - a sleazy retail pitch, as for the Emulaminate Spray™
unverified
** UnVeryfine ** - Definitly likes better Ocean Spray
** Hunverified ** - Doubtful reports of tribes attacks in the Roman Empire
** Empire **
empine - spread of christmas trees over the entire planet
conspiracy
** Couponspriracy ** - What lead to the 6 pounds sunday papers.
** Globe **
gluebe - sticky balls
unsophisticated
funsophisticated - what you’d love your blind date to turn out to be
blithering
** Blizzaring ** - talking incoherently because of a teeth-rattling cold
** Flossy **
Flosty - snowman with a speech impediment
impediment
impedaliment - unable to propel a bicycle, because the two places where you put your feet fell off.
food
** Foodhardy ** - Audacious in his food choices. * i.e. Frogs, Snails, Liver, Veal head, Tripes, Fish head soup, etc… Darn, I’m hungry now *
** Tenderloin **
pretenderloin - Hamburger, shaped and cooked so as to resemble the high-priced stuff.
ganglion
gangloin - A center of power, activity, or energy in the underpants
remembrance
remombrance - anything sent as a gift to one’s female parent on the second Sunday in May.
hail
hoil - polluted Precipitation
(sorry about that my keyboard is playing up)
conceal
** Concheali ** - trying to hide breaking winds after a TexMex meal
** Tortilla **
Tartilla - one left on the griddle a BIT too long.
itch