** bitch ** - 1. * n. * uncorfortable irritation due to the sand you’ve laid upon all day long at the waterfront. 2. * v. * Bad mood due to the sand irritation. ex: * “Sorry, I’m bitching but it’s all this sand in my buttocks!” *
** Buttocks **
Buttercks - A special kind of butter made by … no, you really don’t want to know.
Smart
** Smarthasteward ** - clever enough to renounce some ill gained stock and bonds profits
** Future **
Funture - the premonition that the rest of you life will be terribly amusing.
julep
julip - backtalk engaged in by someone who’s had too much to drink
engaged
engraged: How angry you feel when you are forced to pay a deposit for a nuptial ice sculpture.
kaddishim
caddyshim - a device used by carriers of golf bags to keep the bag upright on uneven surfaces.
upright
supright - be able to consunsume vast amounts of alchohol and not fall over
pluperfect
plumbperfect - pipe repairs that you had done.
key
keh - an expression of disgust from someone with a chest cold
cold
coldurn - An expression to use when it’s below 32 degrees Fahrenheit.
limpet
** Kold ** - Cold for a Klanmember. As in “No Kidding, Keep off Kate’s Kin the Klansmember, he Kaugth a Knotty Kold Kayaking in the Kalhari. it’s a Knockout! he should wear his Kilted Kimono and warm up a Knacky Ketchup soup in his Kitchen Kiln. Send him Kisses.”
- anywway, what’s 'bout this K writting? are they in Kindergarten?
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** Acetaminophen **
- Damn! Multipost… he… I was too long… *
** Limpetco ** - where the pet clings.
** Acetaminophen **
- Damn! Multipost… he… I was too long… *
** Limpetco ** - where the pet cling
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** Acetaminophen **
- AAAAAHHHH! Another screw up! Going back to bed. Good day ! *
Ace-to-mino-phone: Ace being a predatory bird and mino being a fish. The call a bird would make to the fish on it’s dive telling the fish when to jump out of the water.
Wow! That really is a stretch.
Phantom
coold - be ill with style
panache
(where did all those posts spring from… ahh! that will teach me to follow the mail link and not check for other pages)
elephantom - ghostly pachyderm
panache - still available
Acetaminofun - recreational drug perhaps?
approbation
(specially for GuinessGuzzler - haven’t heard from you for a while mate)
** Panapache ** - Special Indian feathers hat.
** Approbation ** …still on the market…