caprobation - out on parole for the offense of wearing a shocking bad hat
shocking
approhibition - agree to disagree
ssshhocking - a silent surprise
tenet
teanet - A nice cup of tea should always be served with lemon, never milk.
manicotti
manicutie - slang term for a visually appealing member of the opposite sex if the speaker is female.
Autumn
Authorumn - He wrote “Legends of the Fall.”
nutrition
spewtrition - food that’s really, really bad
elongate
felongate – where the new arrivals enter the prison grounds
incarcerated
incarcerealated - the condition of some automobiles when said conveyance is populated with toddlers.
ounce
unc - an ounce that’s been on a diet
craft
carafet - A glass or metal bottle that you can sail in
principle
** Principurple ** - The love color
** Princicecil ** - standards of a straigthdoper
** Slumgullion **
glumsullyin’ - depressed denigration
abattoir
abattortoise - a butchering establishments that deals with amphibians.
parsley
pursley n. Any object put in a wallet for the purpose of making it more attractive to rumage through. E.g. small photos, fondly remembered post-its®, old concert tickets, etc.
wallet
** parsimoniousley ** - frugal in seasonning
** maiden **
** Wagllet ** - Famous tricky pocketbook with a Jack-in-the-box in it.
** Maiden **
Maidenother - getting good at it now !
virtuous
covertuous – having a “bad boy” or “bad girl” image, but actually given to anonymous charitable donations, helping out incognito at the homeless shelter, etc.
raconteur
- Sternvogel from Lafayette using French word, uh?
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** Racoonteur ** - Old west hunting stories teller
** Independance **
indeependance - winning a solo disco dance competition at the first attempt
honour