hoffour - a combination of honouring an offer - or offering one’s honour
discreet
pisstreet - what we get on Saturday mornings after everyone gets totally smashed the night before
morphing
** Sumorphing ** - Gaining a lot of weight
** Japanese **
japanknees - black lacquered patellae
patellae
pamotellae – kneecaps which have received rug burns from all the time they’ve spent on the floors of Dollar Inns, Microtels, and similar lodging establishments
fleabag
fleebag - mutant bag from Mars that came to earth to eat the flesh of humans. Humans see bag eating human flesh and they try to “flee” from bag… “Fleebag!!! AHHHHHHHHHH, RUN!”
“But I am le tired.” Don’t blame me…
technical
technicalories - high in fat and carbohydrates, but, what the hey, it tastes great.
quail
** Perquaile ** - Fabric made out of feathers
** Feather **
Fleathery - soft and tickling, yet butch.
rumble
** Rhumbale **- Rhythmic and somehow south american rumbling.
** American **
** Duodenrumble ** - Incoming diarrhea
** Intestine **
indestined - what is fated for the intestine, usually something bad after a person eats a “forbidden” food.
community
** Amerrycan ** - A jolly, happy US citizen
** Community ** … still there…
Coimmunity Being Immune to disease only when you’re with your coimmunity partner.
Immune
Impressivelymune - Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really healthy.
stagecoach
Stageroach - Nickname for Keanu Reeves
Forgot a word…tissue
tiszoo – what a keeper of exotic animals uses to wipe his/her patients’ noses
septum
seeptum n. A thin partition or membrane that divides two cavities, but leaks slightly.
membrane
membrain - what all your smarts leak out through.
tingle