anugram - telegram from a Babylonian sky god
conjoin
conjoint
a joint made with oregano instead of weed
jukebox
ukebox - where you keep your ukulele
ukulele
usulele - North American stringed instrument
instrumental
sinstrumental - a sex toy
wheedle
wheedull – to trick someone into doing something by boring him until he agrees, if only to shut you up
excruciating
lexcruciating - being hurt by words.
blatherskite
blathersblimp - a real gasbag
gasbag
grassbag – an old stoner who’s always bragging about his marijuana-smoking escapades (“Man, there was this time I was gettin’ high with Dennis Hopper and Hunter S. Thompson when suddenly the most gorgeous chick walked up holdin’ an ounce of ganja she had scored off Bob Marley himself after sleeping with him on his tour bus…”)
counterculture
countercultures - what you get when you don’t wipe down the Formica thoroughly.
crumble
crumbull - only slightly BS
interlocutor
splinterlocutor - someone who can’t talk because they have something stuck in their tongue.
dungarees
dungaroos - overalls worn by marsupials
marsupial
** Venusupial ** - Female moody version of those animals.
BuddytoBud ** Strength ** got lost so here is :
** Strentch ** - a really strong odor
** idiosyncratic **
…and I meant ** Strench **…
idiotstinkratic - very stupid and very smelly
belligerent
bellygerent
chubby and mouthy
forgot to add my word:
armchair
karmashare – kind of like a timeshare, only everyone who invests in this one will get something positive out of the experience… depending on what they do with the karma that’s alloted them, of course.
New Word:
glissando
blissando - the feeling of bliss sending shivers up one’s spine
venerable