wenerable - Soon to be commanding respect or rendered sacred in some way but unsure at exactly what time.
budget
bloodget – a vampire’s plan for spending and investing (the latter in a blood bank, natch!)
Nosferatu
Noseforatatoo - a particularly large proboscis, suitable for decorating with body art.
proboscis
proboscyst - An abnormal membranous sac resembling an elephant’s trunk
mucous
humucous - 'snot funny !
hilarious
** Hillaryous ** - laughable attemps to promote the first female US president campaign while the female in question is not running for it. (yet? 
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** Cigar **
cigurrrr - sound made by anti-smoker when you light up your finest havana
persecuted
persecutied – discriminated against for being too attractive, perky, or bubbly. Also, passed over for a job because of a too-precious name (“We can’t have a Professor Tiffany Jackson heading our English department!”)
frivolity
fratolity = (1) of or pertaining to fraternities; (2) immature and obnoxious behavior
subluxation
** subluxstation ** - poorly maintained subwaystation where you are most likely to slip on a banana peal and hurt your shoulder
** Commuter **
Commputer - That poor SOB you always see on the train, slaving away over spreadsheets, as you sip your latte and nibble your croissant.
eclectic
decklectic – fond of playing bridge, Old Maid, Texas Hold 'Em, or just about any card game
Texan
** Tixen ** - Southern belle
** Blonde **
commutera - travel to workplace whilst speaking in a Chadic language
language
(:smack: oops missed a few)
blownde - air head?
hanguage- the noises you make as the noose tightens (assuming your neck doesnt break immediately and you have to slowly suffocate)
Noose
gnuse - snare a wildebeest
**Serengeti **
Serenyeti- a large footed disgruntled creature of the serengeti
disgruntled
disgerantled - disrespected the manager
vertiginous
disgruntsled– the sensation of going downhill quickly, while in a bad mood.
frozen