toandfrozen - not sure whether to take up Buddhism
vertiginous – still available
vertigiousologist - spin doctor
orbital
Correction:
vertiginousologist - spin doctor
orbital
** Gerbiltal ** - Laika-like NASA experiments with rodents
** Uranus ** * …funny by itself 
…*
puranus - absolute BS
undeniable
pundeniable - able to resist the urge to pun and pun again
follicle
foollicle - comb the hairs over so that nobody will have a clue that your really as bald as a coot :rolleyes:
jejune
jeJuno – an insipidly inexperienced Roman goddess
pantheon
panthereon - one where all the deities are rather feline.
gargle
gargoogle - to search the Internet for mouthwash suppliers
lofty
loftyvee - highbrow television programmes
broadcast
** Boredcast ** - Another insipid program
** Fleece [**
Flozen - The state you get into after someone fleeces you.
colour
colonour - a very nice shade of medium pink, if everything’s in working order.
gratis
gratusk - a free goring guaranteed, if you’ll come visit sunny Pamplona!
ludicrous
Luddicrous – ridiculously opposed to technology (“Computer? Hell, I never even had a typewriter when they were the big thing!”)
atavistic
** Ataslavistic ** - Russian likeness. * “My grandson reminds me so much of great-grandfather Piotr !” *
** Ornamental **
pornamental - pretty dirty.
help
shelp - trying to help but doing a lousy job of it.
spastic
spastickling - fooling around 'til uncontrollable body tremors occur.
isinglass