risinglass - a girl who’s just been goosed
goose
goosesniffer - a regular partaker of a closely named habit who thinks this is the next best thing.
billiards
billionards - children of billionaires.
accelerate
acceleryate - Rapid ingestion of a popular diet food.
jonquil
jonquill - what Jon uses for calligraphy
calligraphy
calligropey - the art of fine handwriting while fondling yourself.
fondling
fundling – lovingly stroking and caressing your cash, a la Scrooge McDuck in his vault of money bags
sybaritic
sybarthritic - the inability to enjoy the excesses of your wealth because of the pain in your joints.
wealth
wealf - a rich pixie
cynosure
cyanosure - that interesting blue thing over there.
kinetic
kinhectic - rapid motion
laconic
lactonic - using a little breast milk instead of gin in your mixed drink.
mimetic
mimetric - copy a standard of measurement
imperial
imperiale - The official brew of the Evil Empire.
exfoliate
hexfoliate - curse causing “bad hair days”
bewitch
oops… should have been hexfolicate:smack:
bewhich - to cast someone under a spelling mistake
bemoan
behemothmoan - A whole lotta’ kvetching goin’ on.
lurid
** Luriddle ** - enigmas left in blood by serial killers.
** Cereal **
Seereal - the ability to fortell the future by gazing into your breakfast bowl.
purify