putridfy - to soil something, and then clean it.
melody
melodye - A colorant used to achieve warm earth tones.
Smellody was just too easy. 
impetuous
imbetuous – too quick to wager large sums of money
casino
** Burpify ** - Self-cleaning of upper digestive areas.
** Digestive **
- …Oups, this darn bottom page again… *
** Caswino ** - Jetset Alcoholic
- which leads us back to: * ** Digestive **
digresstive - unable to stay on point
pointless
purifly - eco-friendly air travel
toxic
(done it again - I HATE mornings :mad: )
pintless - not worth going on unless one has another drink
unobservant
unobeseservant - a slim one, with good LDL and HDL.
nimbus
** Bestowxic ** - Poisoned gift
** Nimdoubledecker ** - Holy London transportation
** British **
burritish - vaguely reminiscent of Mexican food
Mexican
** Perplexican ** - Confused hispanic after eating burritish food.
** Cactus **
Exmexicannot - somebody who formerly wasn’t a Mexican
Formerly
cackletus - prickly witch
fivemerly - the one after the one before
tautology
tautrilogy - inane and uninformative repetition, a la The Three Stooges.
opprobrium
opprobrieum - Disgrace arising from a shameful act with a piece of cheese
disgrace
datgrace - the one over there, which is much worse than the one over here.
pineal
grineal - gland producing hormones that make you grin uncontrollably
rebel
** Rebelle ** - Defying beauty
** Beauty **
beautea - “best drink of the day”
gallant