** Gallupant ** - Polled for the best chivalrious dancer
** Bodega **
Budeager - keen to vistit a Budweiser warehouse 
also
Budegard - security arrangements for said warehouse (courtesy of GuinessGuzzler)
bouncer
rebouncer - security detailed to prevent evicted patrons from trying to return
patron
Patrion - Cybernetic football champion for New England, come to save the day!
imagine
** Imargagine ** Utopia where margarine taste better than butter (well, where margarine taste anything… )
…and ** I have a gin ** correct prononciation of a winning player
** Expectant **
Rexpectant – pregnant with a future king
baronial
barfonial - what McMansions look like
**mansion[/n]
charlesmansion - a really big place you can check into, but can never leave.
quagga
quaggas - zebra flatulence
flatulence
flatulinence - touching cloth
indigestion
indiquestion - not sure whether something will cause a stomach upset
voracity
**voravillage ** - not so hungry
village
** Voracidity ** - Stomach reaction after a much too big Thanksgiving meal
** Peptic **
** Vollage ** - brainless town
** Peptic **
pepticola - soft drink that gives you ulcers
easy
elephantasy - Flying under your own power, using your large ears as ailerons[sp.?] and wings? No problem!
rimshot
rimshallot - that badum-CHING thing they do on a drum after a joke about onions
rokambole
roklambole - sheep that graze on wild garlic, in order to pre-season their flesh.
stimulate
spamulate - to begin the process of bodily degradation from the lean, hard, muscular years of youth, into what it becomes after 25 years of daily consumption of chocolate ho-ho’s.
gossamer
gasamer – fabric so light and wispy it’s practically vaporous
haberdasher