haberflasher - a man who leaves a clothing store with fewer textile products than he had upon entering.
occidental
oxidental - The pain caused by sucking cold air across sensitive teeth.
malinger
mal-lingerie - second-hand women’s underwear
undergarments
blundergarments - dubious underwear
louche
** Slouche ** - Akward and tasteless walk of a hoodlum
** Hoodlum **
hoodlumber - material used to build a ghetto from scratch.
barrister
babarrister - lawyer who specialises in defending elephants
specialise
Specialice Really nice lice
Lice
realice - discovering that there really are hundreds of tiny creatures crawling around your scalp.
filibuster
filibusker - street performer who won’t get out of the way
malice
emalice - a computer virus offshoot: a harmless but annoying program that invades your computer attached to email.
revivify
revivifry - to cook ancient leftover food a second time, hoping the heat will mask the odor.
omnivorous
Omni-vorous – making a diet of old Dodge analogues to the Plymouth horizon
Chrysler
Criesler - emotional outburst after relialising the car you just bought is load of rubbish
rolls
Grolls Nasty half-baked thanksgiving rolls
Nasty
nastea - a really bad cuppa.
redoubled
redoubtled - causing twice as much fear and apprehension as normal.
thirsty
thirstea - a beverage that leaves you thirstier than before you drank it.
Rut? I’m in a rut? Whyever would you say that?
beverage
bevyrage – what happens when you cross a group of ladies and make them really SPITTING MAD
movements
F_X
moviements - the act of getting up several times during a show to find a better seat.
barnstorming