Barrenstorming Flying your plane really fast and low through a wasteland
sorry so lame, I’ve only had one cup of coffee
Lame
lameidentified - please see previous poster.
underwear
blunderwear - the unlucky shorts you wear to cause people to laugh at your pickup lines and/or get your face slapped in public
voracious
underwhere - a item of clothing, which once removed, mysteriously disappears
disappear
disap-pear - what happens to a plump, juicy pear when discovered by a hungry pear enthusiast.
design
de-sign - the odd teenage practice of stealing roadsigns for amusement.
voracious
floracious - given to eating floral centerpieces at formal banquets.
banquet
bongquet - one of those really mellow parties, hopefully with plenty of food.
mellow
meowllow - pussy-purring, soft and smooth.
vulture
volupture - a curvacious woman with a propensity for eating carrion.
curvacious
curvicious - good looking woman with an evil streak
perchance
** Pearlchance ** - odds to find a jewel in your oister.
** oister ** * mmm… fried oisters… *
oooster - that felling one would get if all aphrodisiac claims were true
**aphrodisiac **
afrodisiac - tight, curly hair that turns you on.
bodacious
growdacious - completely mature
prodigious
growdigitous - a stage in the metamorphosis of a tadpole into a frog
tadpole
tadpool - a little area of water in which tadpoles swim
amphibian
lamphibian - a phosphorescent land/water dweller.
water
what-er - two words spoken after realizing that someone was addressing you and is expecting a reply.
address
faddress - common slang term for where a stupid fad resides after it dies an agonizing death by lack of followers.
redundant