** yellowundant ** - abundance of danger signs
** contraption **
contription - unusual device designed to make people fall over
furtive
** Fartive ** - 1. Stealth and already gone 2. Odorless and noiseless gas
** Odorless **
odorlease - contract which smells a bit fishy
landlord
handlord- a man particularly talented at the manual stimulation of the fairer sex.
convulse
conuvulase - what the little hangy-down thing at the rear of your oral cavity does when a too-big spoonful of ice cream is deposited on the tongue.
xyster
** Oyxyster ** - Instrument to scrape clean the outside of oisters
** Medical **
- darn! what’s with me and oIsters ? oYsters !! *
medicool - hip operation?
dyslexia
dyslexicography - a large listing of pseudo-logisms.
yank
yawnk - bored american
fatigue
** Falltigue ** - Dropping dead of exhaustion . * See also : Fatiltgue - Caracteristic head bobbling happening just before falltigue *
** Bobbling **
Bombling - the ability to juggle three or more explosive devices at once.
expletive
sexpletive - One of those unique words or phrases you only hear when naughty bits are in close proximity.
zigzag
zigjag - an overindulgence in weaving through traffic
traffic
frattic- the involuntary and uncontrollable urge to crush an empty beer can against your forehead.
diaphonous
** Diaphony ** - trying to play the wordgame with an inexistant word.
Ok let’s play with ** DiaphAnous **
diagAnous - illustrations that are transparently obvious
pedantic
Pedaltic : Someone hell bent on pedalling througout his life .
Wallet
wallette - a small wall
lame