** Acclame ** - Lousy praise
** Semolina **
semilina - half a pudding
millstone
** Treadmillstone ** - Latest gym machine where you got to run carrying a backpack full of rocks.
** Backpack **
Life rule of thumb - Eat or be eaten, and use the treadmillstone if you eat too much.
barkpack a large handbag that is frequently seen in public urban settings with a chihuahua or a similarly small dog peeking out. (also a verb, as in “I’m going to barkpack Fifi to the fresh market.” or “No Barkpackers Allowed in Store”)
computer
** Computter ** - Small USB handle to play Tiger Woods Golf 2002.
** Tiger **
tiguru - striped mentor
mentor
** Mintor ** - Guru with a nice breath
** Toothpaste **
toothwaste - a very small tube of cleaning compound, for those with less than a dozen teeth.
asp
assp - A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid snake
vain
devain - to humiliate a self-important shrimp
shrimp
shrimple - wrinkled crustacean
crustacean
** Carrouseltacean ** - merry-go-round composed of different sea animals such as lobsters, shrimps, crabs, etc.
** Seasick **
crustasian - shrimp, lobster, or crab prepared in an Oriental style cuisine.
cuisine
cruiseine - food served on QE2
liner
** Kremliner ** - TN2 * aka Tsar Nicholas II… I had to look for QE2 !!! 
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** Seasick **
seasack - hammock
slumber
seastick - special stick, which is brought back by your pet dolphin: “Come on, fetch boy!”
pound
sorry, i should’ve previewed my post.
slamber - deep sleep caused by hitting someone over the head
pound
poundent - damage by striking repeatedly
pundit
** Punchdit ** - Boxing expert
** Gloves **