sumpling — a small portion of a pasta typically served with chicken
ruction
trucktion - driving your hoopty through a quiet neighborhood with your 1000 watt stereo system blaring.
analyze
** Banalyze ** - your daily routine at the hospital
** Hospital **
hosspital – veterinary clinic for cowboys’ steeds
Appaloosa
** Appalooser ** - Horse you don’t want to bet on. * Boston prononciation : Appaloosa 
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** Boston **
Bosston - Wherever Bruce Springsteen is playing a concert at the moment.
concert
contart - a woman of loose morals who’s always contradicting other people
contradict
contradictionary - a book containing a list of words and their opposite meanings…(no it isn’t)
orbital
doorbital - stuck in a revolving door.
snowflake
snowflack - what you’re pelted with in a snowball fight.
entertainment
enterpainment - gettin’ your jollies from cat-o-nine tails and nipple clamps.
nipple
whipple - to get your jollies from a cat-o-nine tails and nipple clamps
stocking
stocqueen – a stereotypical “gay guy in drag” character in a book/movie/play/TV show
marquee
marquee marq - a large tent that vibrates well but acts badly.
vibrate
vibrnine–The next generation of cell phone alert settings.
faucet
fauncet - A device for regulating the flow of a group of rural deities represented as having the body of a man and the horns, ears, tail, and sometimes legs of a goat
deities
deicities - towns named for gods and goddesses e.g. Mars Hill, PA and Neptune, Jupiter Beach and Juno Beach, FL
folderol
folderule - silly regulations
decorum
deadcorum - the ultimate in sedate demeanor
gossip
gossite - web page dedicated to “dishing the dirt”
**sybarite **