lightmouse - A small rodent that inhabits said light house.
Nunavut
** Noonavut ** - The opposite of midnight sun
** Midnight **
MidRight - When that asshole in front of you remembers to turn on the blinkers
Iowa
** Iowacky ** - Johnny Carson
** Lancer **
flancer - a cavalryman armed with a baked custard. (Made famous in ‘Custard’s Last Stand’)
slapstick
slapsticket - the action which a traffic warden performs with delight upon your car.
warden
worden n. sl. Slang term for either a librarian or a ‘grammar Nazi’.
asparagus
wasparagus – those spears that have decayed into inedible eyesores (and nosesores) after sitting in your crisper drawer for a month or so
Hollandaise
Hollandaisywheel - Noisy, antiquated printers made out of old windmill parts.
Bearnaise
Bernice - My annoying aunt.
Quirky
QUIRTY - The mistake that got a keyboard designer with poor spelling skills blacklisted from the industry.
pencil
** Pencilcilline ** - Insuline-pens derived system to administrate a painless shot of antibiotic
** Antibiotic **
antibiopic - opposed to a made-for-tv biography such as the recent one about Ronald and Nancy Reagan.
graduate (v.)
** Graduet ** - To succeed in your conservatory studies with your co-player
** Conservatory **
**Coinservatory ** - That which preserves from loss of money
frugal
fugal - a fucked up female.
semaphore
semafore - Warning given by a mute golfer to warn those ahead that a ball is headed in their direction
mute
mewt - the name for the affiliction in kittens that cannot make sounds.
calculator
coolculater - device on which average snowfall in computed
departure
DuPonture - the act of being taken over by the DuPont corporation.
derelict