BLARGH!!
hawk-alot damn it… see above.
gravitate
** graveetatte ** - New depilatory system using a mix of wax and g force
Let’s get rif of the lost ** Sleigh ** by
** Sleighalization ** - Hard fought legal battle for the free public use of personnal snow transportation. Still controversial to this day.
** Depilatory **
and thanx, SanguineSpider, I’ll see if I can get a code with a blue-white-red frog 
depillatory-a treatment that gets pills out of your system, by any means necessary.
depilotory-surgery to remove skills required for piloting.
freshener
FresheNerd – “The anti-perspirant just for computer geeks!”
subliminal
subliminiminiminabal - a stutterers subtle way to tell you to f*ck off.
dodecahedron
dudcahedron - an ineffectual solid having 12 plane faces, such as a 12-sided die used in D&D RPG that no matter how many times you roll it, won’t give you a saving throw for your character against that hidden trap in the vault. Kiss your butt goodbye, Loethar!
vault
As you can see, I use themes…
vaulet - where they send your car to after you hand some strange guy your keys. Hidden traps optional.
glaive
** Glaivolution ** - What lead to guns, as in “Ah! whatch out with your knife! as long as my name is Loethar, I’ll never kiss my butt! Take a taste of my glaivolutionized Beretta! pang! pang ! Die, you little…”
** Barmy **
Barmey - the purple dinosaur whom kids are asked not to associate with
chimpanzee
chimpanzer - In a desperate attempt to replace tankers KIA, the Third Reich initiated a program to develop a tank so simple that chimps could operate it. It was considered a complete flop as the chimps simply humped the turret gun every chance they got.
Santa Claus
Santa Clause - Fortunately, Bob’s insurance policy included multiple injury Clauses.
benign
benigneous- tending to produce good fire.
valiant
Valleyant – like, the insect world’s equivalent of a mall rat, fer shure!
boutique
boatique - the trendy, hip place to shop for your next boat!
cavalier
cavaliar - dismissive and dishonest
festivities
oops ! - that one has already appeared.
let’s try
dismissive instead.
Happy Christmas everyyboody
pissmissive - Dude, to we have to put a target on the toilet for you, or something?
ossification
Moderator’s Notes:
And we’re done here, too.