** adollarescent ** - the way you see your kids when you think about college fundin’
** college **
colleg - along with an arm, that’s what a university education will cost you.
peppermint
pipermint - an edible mint specifically designed for those fortunate few who play the bagpipes. Helps keep the piper’s breath minty fresh all day long as they pipe away the hours.
velvet
veldtvet – 1 somebody who fought in the Boer War (although the last one must have died by now)
2 a South African doctor who operates on horses, goats, etc. (“Veldtvet, coming soon to Animal Planet!”)
Pretoria
** Pretendoria ** - New South Africa Michael Jackson’s secret Never-Never Land location, awaiting his escape from US law.
** Indictment **
** Frenchfrog **, begotten of Roastpan and Garlic. She is tasty, lo! Behold her bones and breath aftereffects
- hey, ** SanguineSpider ** how did you get the spider in?
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indopement - acceptance into the SDMB community.
sanguine
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sansguine - the absence of the color red.
eggnog
eggnoggin - Where you feel the after effects of too much of an egg-cream-sugar-BOOZE-BOOZE-BOOZE-and a little nutmeg concoction.
quintillion
** Killtillion ** - Mass murder
** Murder **
merder - to deprive someone of their life by drowning them in a septic tank.
republican
Redubyacan — Those who will vote for G.W. Bush to be reelected.
Masticate
** Boasticate ** - Showing off by biting off more than you can chew
** Disreputable **
**Disreputetable ** - where the “Ladies of the Night” sit to eat their dinner
festivities
BTW: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all Morphing Dopers
festivititties - breasts with pasties and tassels, usually found at bachelor parties, etc.
mistletoe
whistletoe - Seasonal plant which (when suspended above you) induces you to produce a clear musical sound by forcing air through an aperture formed by pursing the lips, prior to amorous pursuits at the office Xmas party
jingle
JONGLE - the sound made by dented bells
Sleigh
jingirl - girl who puts bells on her festivititties for Christmas parties
platypus
Get your butticus over 'ere! I love your brain!!
french frog, cityboy916 gave me a code to copy… ask him if he’s got a icon for you.
puff, puff I’m here. What, did you run out of chocolate?
I love my brain too, it keeps my head from imploding. How YOU doin?
platypussy - a duck-billed cat
chocolate
hawk-alot - someone who abuses the local pawn shops by selling off all their crap… ALL THE DAMN TIME. (see picture of my ex-husband)
gravitate