Only if they take pictures. I volunteer my services as cameraman.
By the way, how well-hung do you think Jesus is? I don’t think he’d be that… um… lengthy, what with his sermon about “the kingdom of God being as to a mustard seed”, or whatever it was.
Sorry, now I’m OBSESSED with Jesus…man, I need to get out more…(but this is funny…)
Anyways, I looked for articles about the site:
http://www.dailyindependent.com/html/news/columnists/tom_lewis.html
http://www.ilovebacon.com/noway/060700d.shtml
If you ask me, we should get Satan to go and take some photo ops with Jesus…aw hell, maybe we need a counter page:
Take a shower with Satan!
EWWWWWWW!
Ick! Ickyickyickyickyicky!
I’m going to be having the shudders for weeks! Bleah!
Wow. That made me laugh even harder than the time I watched Harlem Nights while smoking a dime bag of 100% Humboldt County Kind Bud. Actually, I feel a side ache coming on.
Without even reading through these two pages I still have this odd urge to scrape my skin off. These guys have about as much depth as a semiconductor dielectric layer. Can’t we just throttle them with their shoelaces, or is there some niggling amendment about that in the Constitution?
I used to be conceited, but now I’m perfect.
Watch me MiST the HELL out of Jesus…
If only it was a shower contest for Mike Nelson…ahhh…
Or Joel…woooh…
left me in pain and unable to breathe I laughed so hard.
THANK YOU!
I didn’t feel like downloading it…what’s it like?
I’m sorry, but this one blows ALL those mofos away.
AAAGGGHHH! He looks like William Shatner in drag!
My eyes! MY FUCKING EYES!!!
I"M BLIND ICANTTYPELEJRLIjelkrjawl;ieujr5l4eknmoiaewu
Oh dear God. I think I’m blind.
–Tim
Oh god, that was bad. <shiver>
The risque dress from e-Bay :eek:!
::::involuntary shudders and twitches::::: gorge rising… gotta go barf now.
You know what’s sad?
I’ll bet that risque dress from Ebay was a vintage dress that some collector would have loved to own…tsk tsk tsk…
At least he’s got shapely legs :rolleyes:
Oh, fuck. I really shouldn’t even joke about it. That page was the sickest thing I’ve seen since, well, this morning.
Uh, dietrologia, just how did you find that link, anyway? 
You know, about Jesus?
I wonder what the Virgin Mary thinks?
“Son! How dare you bring these strange girls in to shower with you! Why, in my day, I was a Virgin my whole LIFE! Not like these little tramps!”
it’s official: i’m goin to Hell
Ohgodohgodohgodohgod…
I don’t know what was worse…the gut spasms or the burning in my retinas and the knowledge that those images are in my head forever…Kill me please. Kill me now…