I am without words… I’m wordless… words have left me… I have lost the power of words…
But ugh, yuck. My skin has crawled right off my body.
Ewww. I’ve seen this one before. But it’s been updated now. I dare y’all to dowload that Tiger movie that you see when you scroll down to the “How to Score a Chick” section.
That was fucking scary.
Ugh…SOMEONE likes sucking his own dick…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=35692
This is both a former Weird Earl and part of a Lee Jeans campaign. Pay attention!!! (Since this is the pit and all.)
Although, the Jesus one…that’s funny!
I’m gonna go to HELL…ROTFLMAO
Now I know why I’m single . I’ve been doing it all wrong . I’m going to the leather shop tomorrow and gonna start working on my growl .
I posted the Jesus one at Smile and Act Nice. They’re laughing already.
YOu know, that would make a good sig-
Win a chance to shower with Jesus!
:::standing and applauding::: “Bravo. Bra-VO!”
Next year’s Oscar is in the bag.
Jesus drinks socially? :eek: What is the world coming to?? ROFL!!
He’s really popular at parties, what with making His own wine from water and all.
I saw the QuickTime movie.
This is a joke, right? Right? Right?
Jesus drinks socially? Yeah, right. And Pink Floyd “recreationally” used drugs in the 70’s.
I am traumatized. I had to shower with scalding hot water and a brillo pad to feel clean. Icky, Icky, ICKY!
Jesus will also take a shower with you-or bubble bath upon request…
Um, like, I always thought that um, Jesus was supposed to always be with you. So he’d like, um, still be with you when you’re taking a showwer. So like, doesn’t that mean that everytime you shower, you’re showering with Jesus?
BTW, someone should warn Jesus that all those bubble baths could give him a urinary tract infection…
I am literally laughing so hard my stomach hurts…okay, I’ll calm down now…deep breath, Kathi…slow…that’s it…
What, “constantly” isn’t recreational?
Apparently, Jesus is also a capitalist!
:eek:
I am SO tempted to give Brian’s address to this Jesus guy. So what if they’re both hetero males? They NEED to get together, even if just for a shower. A bubble bath would be even better.