Words fail me.....

I am without words… I’m wordless… words have left me… I have lost the power of words…

www.rubberburner.com/

But ugh, yuck. My skin has crawled right off my body.

Got an even better one.

Ewww. I’ve seen this one before. But it’s been updated now. I dare y’all to dowload that Tiger movie that you see when you scroll down to the “How to Score a Chick” section.

That was fucking scary.

Ugh…SOMEONE likes sucking his own dick…

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=35692

This is both a former Weird Earl and part of a Lee Jeans campaign. Pay attention!!! (Since this is the pit and all.)

Although, the Jesus one…that’s funny!
I’m gonna go to HELL…ROTFLMAO

Now I know why I’m single . I’ve been doing it all wrong . I’m going to the leather shop tomorrow and gonna start working on my growl .

I posted the Jesus one at Smile and Act Nice. They’re laughing already.

YOu know, that would make a good sig-
Win a chance to shower with Jesus!

Rubberburner.com

I laughed, I cried. I washed my eyes out with borax.

Zette

PS- Datejesus.com is hysterical

:::standing and applauding::: “Bravo. Bra-VO!”

Next year’s Oscar is in the bag.

Jesus drinks socially? :eek: What is the world coming to?? ROFL!!

He’s really popular at parties, what with making His own wine from water and all.

I saw the QuickTime movie.

This is a joke, right? Right? Right?

Jesus drinks socially? Yeah, right. And Pink Floyd “recreationally” used drugs in the 70’s.

I am traumatized. I had to shower with scalding hot water and a brillo pad to feel clean. Icky, Icky, ICKY!

Jesus will also take a shower with you-or bubble bath upon request…

Um, like, I always thought that um, Jesus was supposed to always be with you. So he’d like, um, still be with you when you’re taking a showwer. So like, doesn’t that mean that everytime you shower, you’re showering with Jesus?

BTW, someone should warn Jesus that all those bubble baths could give him a urinary tract infection…
I am literally laughing so hard my stomach hurts…okay, I’ll calm down now…deep breath, Kathi…slow…that’s it…

What, “constantly” isn’t recreational?

Apparently, Jesus is also a capitalist!
:eek:

I am SO tempted to give Brian’s address to this Jesus guy. So what if they’re both hetero males? They NEED to get together, even if just for a shower. A bubble bath would be even better.