Words of Wisdom from the Freak

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Well, not quite wise, but close enough.
Ahem…

Nice guys always finish last.
Mean guys always finish last.
Bill Gates always finishes first.

Don’t worry what people think about you. They’re not thinking about you.

If you get into a car accident, you shouldn’t worry about whether or not you were wearing clean underwear. Because they won’t be clean anymore.

If you don’t want to know, don’t ask.
Don’t tell her she’s fat, she doesn’t want to know.
Don’t tell him he’s lost, he doesn’t want you to know.
And if you’re the only one who knows you’re wrong, then you’re not wrong.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
The beholder is in the eyes of everyone else.

You’re damned if you do, and you’re damned if you don’t. So just do what you can to make your stay in hell as comfortable as possible. Do whatever will ingraciate you with the devil. You’ve gotta learn how to pucker up and kiss the shiny red asscheeks of Lucifer.

Speak softly, carry a big stick, and kick them while they’re down.

You’re right. Everyone else is wrong.

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FreakFreely said:

Damn right, and it’s about time somebody acknowledged it. Thanks, Freak.

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FreakFreely said:

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If you get into a car accident, you shouldn’t worry about whether or not you were wearing clean underwear. Because they won’t be clean anymore.

Man, I just spewed beer all over the keyboard. Thanks for the laughs. :smiley:

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Damn right.

And that’s how most chicks want it anyway.

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What do you mean, “not quite wise”?!? Dammit, boy, this stuff’s right up there with Confucius and Don Knotts!

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Freak - I must bow to your superior wisdom, at least for today.

Lex - and thats how most chicks want it anyway… LMAO.

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Huh, I thought this would be an oxymoron thread…

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MysterEcks-- My pleasure, just don’t tell anyone else that I told you that.

Warlord-- That’s a waste of a precious resource. You should be ashamed.

Lexicon-- So you’re saying that not only does Bill Gate look like a tenage boy, but… hehe… hehehe… hehehehehehehe…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Hee-hee.

SPOOF-- Knotts? Are you saying I got jelly for brains?

Feynn-- No need to bow. A simple curtsy will do just fine.

Doctor Jackson-- Who you callin an Oxy? Bee-otch!