Palmcopilot–Any instrument used on a palm pilot keyboard other than the little plastic stick; i.e. a pencil, an unbent paper clip, a fingernail.
People enjoying this thread can join in at The Dag’s Dictionary at Australian ABC radio. Check out the recent ones and maybe add some international input.
Ummm… I’m a little confused as to how Obstecologist is a melding of Obstecologist, and, well, anything.
I think you meant a melding of Obstetrician and Gynecologist.
Dutchboy I bow to your superior paint drinking skills. I conflusterpated the two words.
My bad.
Conflustercated Confused + Flustered + Mentally Constipated = Conflusterpated. To mix up. I just made that up.
I am an idion.
** Idiot + moron** = Idion.
You’re evil.
Whorship - The act of keeping your computer as a shine to manipulated photos that paste the heads of actresses (or actors) on to the bodies porn stars.
In our house we say:
Assident- when you fart and almost shit your pants.
Assplosion- explosive diarrhea, of course.
THAT IS PERFECT! THANK you!
Theterosexual for someone who is heterosexual in theory, but not in practice. Like Madonna.
Sensuexual. It means like it sounds. Sen-shoo-ex-shue-uhl.
A buddy of mine once got into a heavy makeout session with this chick and she gave him a handjob through his pants. To this day I have referred to it as a “cottonjob” since nothing was actually outside of his underwear. That word really bugs him 
but everyone else I know loves it 
Blooter: Bloing and Tooting your own horn.
Bluck–Anything that both blows and sucks. No, I’m not going to post a poetic example.
[ot]Hmmm… “mizu” is water in Japanese. In Vietnamese, I think it’s “n??c”, but honestly I’ll be damned if I know how to pronunce that. [/ot]
I’d like to nominate the noun flormurour, spelled flormuror in America.
I’ll be damned if I know what it means, though.
Seriously, there isn’t a word for that in English? Strange.
Spush is my favorite Southern-sounding word. Spush that bug there, would ya?
DOT in every state could save big money by using Nexit for Next Exit, Rightno or Redno for No Right or Turn on Red, and Splimit for Speed Limit. Antelope Freeway Nexit, Splimit 25
Merge could be broken down to MRG. Left Turn Only On Green Arrow could become Wait Green Left Kind of some archaic-speak.
This is a great idea.
preancé - the period of acquaintanceship before two people start dating each other. Usually used in retrospect.
No, we don’t have a word for it. Do you have it in German? I don’t remember.
This also seems a good place to make my contribution, which you’ll probably get only if you have three or more cats, and if you understand German.
Gekittle*, a mass of cats sleeping together with their bodies and limbs all intertwined.
*Or Gekaetzl.
I love this word and use it all the time now.