Poultrygeist: That lingering smell that hangs around your kitchen for days after cooking up a mess of chicken wings in the deep fryer.
**alphabetzheimer’s disease ** - The inability to remember if the letter I comes before or after the letter J (or similar alphabet confusion) without singing that stupid “A,B,C…” song to yourself.
Mahoosive: Beyond massive. Unfathomably large.
This was used by a poster at a board I administer.
Degradatory. Makes more sense than derogatory.
Weinis. Combination of ‘Weinie’ and "Penis’.
I think that says it all.
ApoloplexiaThe condition of being so mad about something someone did, you can’t accept an apology.
My brother-in-law introduced me to shload, which is a sort of contraction of ‘sh*tload.’
And it comes in both the Metric and Imperial varieties.
Combobulate - an antonym to the word ‘discombobulate’.
Specifically to be used in phrases such as “He was cool and combobulated at the podium.”
stragedy
When your clever strategy turns into a tragedy.
My foos buddies and I use this term when the defense is a step ahead of the offense, especially on a specialty shot or fake. When stragedy strikes, the other guy usually scores.
Vegitellian: A person who only eats vegitarian fare…and bores you at length(frequently) about why you should too, you horrible meat eater.
What L thing?
I have a lesbian friend who refers to herself as a Vagitarian.
Hod up both your hands, palms facing away from you, thumbs facing inward (each other).
Now put down all but your index fingers. Your left index finger/thumb will make an “L”. You’re right hand will too, but it’ll be backwards.
Mega-lowmaniac:
Pilots with an unhealthy obsession of flying at low altitudes. (Such as over my house!)
I hope I don’t get in trouble for resurrecting my old thread, but I just invented a new word!
Sporn.
Spam + Porn = Sporn
How apropros!
There is a word in Low German for choking on your own spit that should be added to the English language - verschlikt. Used in a sentence; “GAK! I just verschlikt myself! Cough, cough.”
We also need a word for those big lumps of snow and ice that form behind tires in winter. Car-boogers?
The contents of a Pilonidal Cyst? Mung.
A synonym for tonsil stones? Throat Pearls.
Ever shit yer pants when trying to fart? Foop, or Shart.
Philostrophe: The atrophe of one’s philosphical thinking skills.
Asstastic, used when complimenting a female on the shape/appearance of her bottom. Ex: “Does this dress make my ass look big?” “You look asstastic.” 
No, no, no, asstastic is an adjective describing the (lack of) quality of an object or form of entertainment.
Ex. “MANOS: The Hands of Fate was asstastic.”
See also craptacular.
borked - broken, or something that was “fixed” by someone else, much in the manner of the Swedish Chef trying to cook.
“That thing was working, but now it’s borked, since Chuck hit it with a hammer.”