So, y’all, what’s your favorite shameless troll? 
(If this isn’t MPSIMS, I don’t know what is…)
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“I see we have some new creationists on this board. Okay, all you creationists, let’s see you prove what you believe! I’m sick of hearing about your beliefs without any proof that I can accept! Come on, convince me!”
- Paraphrase of DavidB
Chaim Mattis Keller
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“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective
“I have a nine inch dick and women line up to f*** me.” I think it’s a paraphrase of Michael Masterton, but I’m not sure. I repressed that memory.
Keith
“I’m tired of being an object of ridicule. I wanna be a figure of fear, respect, and SEX!”
-Radar O’Reilly
I have a paper due in history. Somebody reply (in 500 words) who George Washington is and why he is important.
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Anyone know where I can find Korn’s website?
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If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes
in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley
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Do some people really put white rats in a glass tube and shove them up their asses for sexual pleasure?..mmmm or where those golphers…
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While we’re on the subject. . .
Did the various “loverocks” ever come clean about who they were?
As I understood, several people were using the name.
Heh, heh. Did you mean gophers or golfers? I’m getting a picture of someone walking around with a pair of knicker covered legs hanging out of their butt.
After all, what is your hosts’ purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they’d have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. – P. J. O’Rourke
Cmkeller said:
That should read, “Incorrect paraphrase of David B.” Because, of course, you know that I don’t ask people to prove their “beliefs,” but rather to back up their claims with evidence. If they claim creationism is scientifically-backed, I ask for evidence. If they just say they believe it as faith, I say fine, that’s your choice.
I have to wonder if you’ve paid attention in the numerous threads where this very issue has been discussed. Hell, I even finally got ARG to understand it! ( at ARG)
Tsk, tsk, tsk. I expected better from you…
See David? There isa God!
Not a newbie…formerly ARG220
Posted by Odieman refering to yours truly:
I came up with much better lines than that!
Just for fun i’m gonna spit out the type of trash I used to do:
[what I used to do] The ladies look at me and go “damn you look good,” then I look at myself and go “DAMN I really do look that good.” Then they rub my BODY and feel, and can’t believe it’s 100% real. And when they leap into my bed I make sure they’re properly fed. And when I roll off the sweaty cover, they confess that i’m the worlds greatest lover.
So when I kick the bucket and go to heaven i’m gonna have my huge lovemaker molded as a dildo, so all the ladies can enjoy a replacation of my incredible lovemaking tool for eons…and eons…and eons to come [/what I used to do]
I hope ya’ll enjoyed that.
…But i’m a good boy now
-MM
Two wrongs do not make a right…but three lefts do.