I don’t remember that one, but I do remember this one:
Mother Pus-Bucket!
The Onion did this once, and the one I remember is titular archbishopric.
L&O:SUV the other day had a military guy referring to the JAG Off.
Goobernatorial.
:mad: Your mother wears army boots.
Gobsmacked
Bangkok
Petcock
Hey, I was reminded of a good one in Anatomy and Phys today: micturate.
For when urinating isn’t a pretentious enough way to take a piss.
Scotrun, a town off Interstate 80 in Pennsylvania.
What does the exit sign look like it says when you’re driving by at speed?
I can’t help it if people have no knowledge of ancient history.
Spatchcock
Absquatulate
Someone is eating their meal, when all of a sudden the person has to leave quickly, but while doing so, tries to show people his eerie exact double…
Hey, that guys masticating!!
He’s getting ready to absquatulate!!
Oh no, he’s trying to show us his doppleganger!!!
Security draws their weapons and yells, “All right you damn pervert, freeze!!!”
And don’t forget all the girls named Porn (actually pronounced like the English word “pawn”). And some of them are named Supaporn, which sounds OH so much like “Super Porn.” 
Has “titmouse” been mentioned yet?
<Cornholio> I am the Great Cornholio, I come from Lake Titicaca! </Cornholio>
Rubber Lover
Finger Puller
Bulbous
Foghorn
Beg your pardon? 
Has anyone mentioned Shih Tzu yet?
A few proper names that sound funny to anglophonic ears:
Poussin (as in, the French artist, Nicolas Poussin)
Kant (as in the German philosopher, Immanuel Kant)
When I was in school, we enjoyed a list of “Top 10 Chemical Engineering terms that sound dirty but aren’t”
Skin Friction
Flocculation
Plug Cock
are the only three that spring to mind. I wish I still had that list. A half-hearted googling hasn’t found it.
oh well.
He was a real pissant.
Sprunt!