My younger brother came up with “ludicrity” to denote how ludicrous something was.
My friends and I make a distinction between “I’m starving” and “I’m starfing”. The latter means you’re really, really hungry.
Hork means to gobble something up without sharing. “Man, you’re horking all the cheetos!”
“I’m surprised that you’ve never been told before, that you’re lovely, that you’re perfect, and that somebody wants you.” - Semisonic, f.n.p
“non sunt multiplicanda entia praeter necessitatem”
Read in a magazine about a Freudian typo in a survey on what women liked and disliked in men - one women doesn’t like:
studpidity.
The reason gentlemen prefer blondes is that there are not enough redheads to go around.
I made up “equalism” because I didn’t like the word “feminism.” Too much emphasis on females, instead of basic equality. I also don’t know a word that means “opposition to racism” or “opposition to gay-bashing” and I can use it for all of these purposes.
I also made up “gfurble” to mean some unidentified object that doesn’t really matter. It is also the monetary unit of the planet Nerfl’x.
I didn’t make this up, but I use it a lot. In aviation, Foreign Object Damage is a big problem. The phrase is often shortened to FOD, and posted on walls with a big slash through it. The word fod evolved to mean an object or person whose mere presence causes damage.
“peosh”, describing something that’s both nice and shitty
At a small Division I university situated along the southeast Atlantic coast, my friends and I saw many a very attractive female forms stroll along the sandy shores. While at the beach, whenever one of us saw a head-turner coming into our field of vision, we would say, “RENOB!” to alert the others. Renob is “boner” backwards.
“Quoth the Raven, ‘Nevermore.’”
E A Poe
I just used technignorant a few minutes ago to describe my lack of computer knowledge. I’m afraid that will shortened and I wil become a technigger. Before somebody gets offended, let’s just drop an “n” and call it techignorant. Thus, when it gets shlanged down (shaved down in slang usage) I will hopefully become a tigger.
TIC = tongue in cheek
g’dunge=sound of a 10 ton safe landing on the sidewalk after falling from the top floor of the Empire State Building, or, by exaggeration, other impressively destructive impact events.
squished=squashed for the purpose of making it fit; although I think I’ve heard others use it
skwunched=squashed and crunched, e.g. auto fender after car accident
elsewhen (no comment)
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Some childhood words:
“Boing-boing”–a series of ripples in a puddle, during rain. I coined this because of the similarity to a coil spring.
“Space”–a floating bubble, usually accompanying a “boing-boing.” Got name because of similarity to the part of the planet Saturn above the ring structure.
“Tutfk”–referring to Aunt Bee of the * Andy Griffith Show. * The word sounds like a hen’s cluck, and she seemed to regard Andy and Opie–along with Barney, Goober, etc., as her “chicks” in a sense.
This isn’t really a word, but an expression coined by Bob Kevoian and Tom Griswold of the Bob & Tom radio show on Q-95 in Indianapolis. They said that the new name for Disneyland was “Six Flags over Walt’s Frozen Dead Ass.” 
Flumped: what our cat does when she decides it’s too much effort walking. She flumps on to the carpet.
Oh, Phouka, wasn’t “Horking” on the movie Strange Brew? I remember some variant in there but it may have a different connotation.
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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Barong - The national dress of the Philippines (Made of a sheer cloth with lots of embroidery), or a dance from Indonesia.
As for me, i have made up my own language, and continue to work on it.
A couple of the words from the language are: Hima - plant. Himisura - Botanist :).
Pongpay the poopay from your behonkus because that is mihkeebluh and looks quite ricky.
Yes, my family actually knows what this means
Behonkus- Butt
Poopay- a wedgie
Pongpay- the act of pulling out a wedgie
Mihkeebleh- nasty
Ricky- retarded… a play on the name Ricky Ricardo from “I Love Lucy”. Ricardo= retardo and later was just shortened to ricky. My eldest sister uses this most.
There are many more, but these are just the ones that I will share.
SC
Words I’ve Made Up:
crimdomity
zespritic
trindiculous
nooooob
farfegulate
quigkwig
nobosculatory
As soon as I decide what these mean, I’ll let you know.
Carpe hoc!
Friend came up with the perfect word to describe a totally over-the-top spiritual/vegetarian/rawfoods/bondwithnature/holistic healing/meditating, etc etc etc:
frookymakarooky
Works perfectly.
I am #1. Everyone else is #2 or lower.
Not very creative, but one I sometimes use:
“Finitiative”: the ability to finish things.
Kobolde, die sich mit rotheissen Schuereisen unter Aussenaborten verbergen.
You people are all old now, there is a thing called a generation gap.
now go and shave off your gotees – Ptrick M O’Neill (that’s me!)
correction my name is Patrick M O’Neill
not ptrick M O’Neill