This just on our local news!
Lindsay Lohan breaks up with boyfriend Willmer V.
No one cares.
Not until she dances nekkid on my couch. Then I will care.
Yer messin up the cushins! Git off!
:dubious:
I would have to spanks her, I would! Nasty hobbitses.
I will be so happy when Lohan’s fifteen minutes are up. Society’s fascination with her is even more annoying than that of the Olsen twins or Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.
Besides, Hillary Duff’s ten times hotter, even if she is only sixteen.
The fascination with her is no doubt due to overexposure. Both meanings of the word. I don’t recall ever seeing so much underage breast as we did last year with Lindsey. Hell, I think she milked it for all it was worth. (Some people will probably see that as a pun.)
Seriously, though. She capitalized on the fascination with her looks and her marginal age. Would she have gathered as much attention as a 21 yr old showing her bod as she did as a 17 yr old doing it? I doubt it.
Whether that’s disturbing on her part or the public’s, I won’t debate. But I really do think her age (coupled with her looks) is what made the Extra! Extra! difference.
Britny does.
I think the public was just amazed by a teen star who didn’t dye her hair blonde!
Ah…, but didn’t Brittney also start otu as an underage sex object? It looks to me as tho her popularity (outside of impressionable youn girls) has peaked.
ymmv
You know…, you could come over and dance on my couch. Wouldn’t hurt anyone…
I might, but its hard to dance on something soft where you sink in.
Maybe the coffee table.
Wha? You want to see an over the hill 45 yr old woman dance? :dubious:
Well, I know you can dance. I know you’re pretty.
But, we would have to have a chaperone. Maybe Brittney would be free…
John Ashcroft would be a better choice.
:eek:
:d
What happened to the smilie??
I care, Lind- really! I care very deeply.
oh yes, I will have her
On the other hand-
once more Fes gets a cold slap to the groin.