I’ve been playing City of Heroes for years. Recently someone invited me to try the WoW 10-day trial, and I’ve been playing it for two days (level 12 Human Paladin). For some reason the game just doesn’t grab me. Anybody else have this reaction?
The graphics are thick and cartoony, the chicks aren’t hot, the animation of other characters is jumpy, and there’s no way to tell where you’re going. Where do I turn this quest in again? Who knows. Where’s the mine I’m supposed to clear out? Beats the hell out of me. Oh, you can download a third-party program for that? Why wasn’t it in the game in the first place?
Ah, nice. My one and only character on Frostmane can’t be accessed because I’m number 359 in an hour-long queue to log in.
Crafting? Excuse me while I click the button so I can craft this worthless crap into slightly less worthless crap, which I will then craft into something I could actually use, not that I would, because it’s still crap. I killed a spider that had better armor than I can make.
Mining? Look, there’s a shiny thing I can click on. There’s some copper. But I can’t carry it, since my inventory is full. I need to make some money so I can afford more inventory, but I can’t make much money because I can’t carry any copper to make useless crap out of. Plus, it’s a trial account, so I can’t trade, and friends can’t give me any money to buy bags.
People play this game?
Now, to be fair, there are some very good points about the game. Blizzard has more experience than did Cryptic in game design and balance, so I’m relatively confident they know how to keep over-powered classes in check. It’s got a robust crafting system, if you like such things (I don’t). It’s got plenty of equipment to shop and compare, if you like such things (I don’t). It’s in the Warcraft setting, which is great for the people already familiar with Blizzard’s other such games (I’m not). About the best thing I can say for it: it’s a seamless no-loading-zone world.
I’m just not gripped by it. There are better-looking sword-and-sorcery games out there (Oblivion is beautiful). There are games out there with better NPC interaction — you still can’t beat Baldur’s Gate II, though NWN2 is pretty decent. There are better sandbox fantasy games, like Morrowind.
Is it wrong to play WoW and say “meh”? Fans, what am I missing about this game that makes it so popular?