I once heard that someone asked Pope John XXIII (who supposedly had a great sense of humor) how many people work in the Vatican. His answer?
“Meh, about half.”
Wow, I’ve honestly never heard this one before! Great! 
Two old ladies are in the produce section of the grocery store.
Ethel: Okay, the next thing on our list is two cucumbers.
Gladys: Look, Ethel, this sign says if we buy two, we get a third free.
Ethel: But we only need two cucumbers.
Gladys: That’s okay. We’ll just eat the third one.
A brewery worker fell into an open vat after falling from a catwalk. He was rushed to the hospital where his wife was summoned. Arriving at the emergency room, she was met by a doctor, who told her, “I’m very sorry, Mrs. Walker, but your husband drowned in a vat of beer.” Mrs. Walker said, “I hope his death was quick.” The doctor replied, “I wouldn’t be too sure. I’m told he got out three times to go to the men’s room.”
Screwing in a light bulb is not something everyone can do.
For one thing, you’d both have to be very small; besides, how would you get in there?
A woman didn’t know she had kids? I find that hard to believe…:rolleyes:
Smell mop…I got it…EEEEWWWW!
Literal mops can be pretty raunchy themselves…anyone remember Fester Bestertester?
How does Snoop Dogg like his steaks?
Ta’ sizzle.
Hahaha! MadTheSwine and I beat conformity!
Maybe you need a new signature: No sheep…radio. 
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How does Snoop create bevelled edges on his cabinetry projects?
With a Chisel ma nizzle.
That’s the joke dougie…that’s the joke. :smack:
Bob is a construction worker. One day, Bob fell off his building site and died. His crew drew straws to see who would be the one to inform Bob’s wife, and Jose drew the shortest straw.
About a half hour later, Jose comes back carrying a sixpack of beer.
FOREMAN: Well, did you tell her?
JOSE: Sure did, boss.
FOREMAN: Then where’d you get the sixpack?
JOSE: Well, I was walking to Bob’s house, trying to figure out how to break the news. I rang the doorbell, and she answered. I asked, “Are you Bob’s widow?”
She replied, “You must have me mistaken. I’m not a widow.”
And that’s when I replied, “I’ll bet you a sixpack you are!”
The World’s Funniest Joke linked to in OP reminds me of a longish joke for which the punchline is:
The guy comes back in to the CIA Applicant’s Interview Room, very disheveled and says
“That gun you gave me was only loaded with blanks! I had to strangle her.”
The monkey joke on that page made laugh the most.
I believe that was Elayne Boosler.
So I’m driving down the road with Heisenberg and I say “Hey, look, we’re heading due east at 60 miles per hour” and Heisenberg goes “Great, now we’re lost.”