And I’ll add one.
An older, retired couple is driving along the road. The husband is driving and is busy texting on his new cell phone. He’s not so great at it since it is a new technology for him and he’s doing his best.
Suddenly, they hear a siren behind them and, sure enough, they can see a police car pulling them over.
As they pull over, the husband says, “Honey, don’t say anything. Texting while driving is illegal now. I’ll do all the talking.”
The officer reaches the card, leans in, and say, “Excuse me, sir. Any idea why I pulled you over?”
“No, none at all,” replies the husband.
“Well, it looked like you were texting. That’s illegal while driving,” said the officer.
“Oh, no…no way. I don’t know anything about that ‘texting’ thing. I swear.”
The officer says, “Well, I know what I saw. I’m gonnna have to issue a citation…”
Suddenly and impulsively, the wife leans over the husband and says, “Listen, officer, I’ve been married to this man for 50 years and I have learned one thing for sure about him.”
“What’s that?” says the officer.
“Never argue with him when he’s drunk,” she replies.
