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Drain, see, it’s more effective if you turn off that “Show Signature” option. BTW, why can’t it be defaulted to “off”?
please stop hurting me
aha.
That’s the shortest insult I could think of.
Actually, the world’s shortest flame is to not reply to a post at all and-- oh, fuck! Nevermind.
WHO-ha?
:o
sorry, wring thread…
Well this is a thrilling exercise in minimalism.
The shortest “flame” here is exactly zero characters long. Nice work. So unless someone can post using anti-characters, I think we’ve reached the lower limit.
How you post using anti-characters is beyond me. Maybe your ISP needs to be in a black hole or your PCI cable needs to be a Moebius Strip or something.
After the blank msgs, the person with the shortest name would have to win - and Esprix, WallyM7, PunditLisa, Drain Bead and Tomndebb all have longer usernames than me 
The only one on the thread shorter is aha, and his post count numeral exceeds mine by an extra two characters Woo!
I believe we have a winner…unless someone can beat Loki
Maybe this pitiful lil thread will drop off the map now.
Don’t make us wait!
Aha, you top him, he told you how.
Wanna see the shortest! Wanna! Wanna!
Fuck you motherfuckers. 
I got here too late. Did everybody have to do this at once?
Hey aha, check your mailbox for the Oscar Meyer sweepstakes, you may already be a wiener.
-(FU)
Hey, sock puppets are no fair Can’t claim the prize if you aren’t a real person ?, . and _ can all kiss my arse To get credit for this epic battle, you’d have to reveal your real posting id, and then you’d get banned for having a sock puppet. Maybe. Or at least you’d feel bad. Maybe. Or you wouldn’t care. Maybe. Plus, eventually, the sock puppets will be caught by our incredibly efficient mods and banned - and BANNED adds an extra 6 characters. U S A! U S A! Oh wait, I’m English. Um… U K! U K!!!
Loki, I’m real. And you… are toast. See above
OK this has gone beyond lame into flat out pointless. This stoped being a flame 20 posts ago and it has encouraged people to make up stupid usernames just for the sake of “winning” this dumb contest.
We are being kept busy keeping track of sock puppets as it is.
This thread is toast.