I have to say I’ve never seen anything close to this.
I imagine it ran away with the competion. I can see it erupting out of someone’s abdomen.
That is one damn ugly dog.
Sam is Myspace’s avatar. He’s so adorable.
Sam died last year. His successor(s) will have a hard time looking that, uh, ugly.
I burning you previous ugly dog thread 
Are we absolutely positive he’s not a Gremlin? He’s just an average looking Gremlin and if you compare the looks of any Gremlin to any dog, the gremlin loses every time. It’s just one of those things that come with being a Gremlin.
I have a picture of Sam hanging on my locker at work. Right next to the miniature Happy Meal Ken doll I’ve lynched to the door with a rubber band.
My co-workers are a little afraid of me, I think.
IIRC, Eve has a picture of ol’ Sam on her desk at her job. 
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My dad used to have a Barney doll with a noose around its neck hanging from the his office credenza.
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Today I made a picture of Sam into my wallpaper at work. My co-workers are horrified. It woudn’t surprise me if my boss tells me to pick something else tomorrow.
I’ve seen many things about how ugly that dog was, but I never saw anything about what its personality was like. Any ideas or insights?
Hey, have we forgotten about, Yuck, the real ugliest dog in the world?
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Me tto! Except it was hanging from my rearview mirror, and it was a partially scorched smurf.
His owner has a blog. From what I’ve read, he was very hostile when she first got him, but he turned out to be a very gentle and loving dog.
Never heard of Yuck. Got a link?
Ack! That dog appears to be eating his own leg.