While I was on the Internet the other day I found a person who I went to university with. He had the alltime worst way of introducing himself to strangers.
He would say ::drumroll:: " Hi, I’m Marc and I want to be a male stripper." You can imagine the reactions he got. So I want to see what the teeming millions have to say on this subject.
Keith
“I’m tired of being an object of ridicule. I wanna be a figure of fear, respect, and SEX!”
-Radar O’Reilly
So, I’m at this club in Vegas one night, and I spy this little blonde grinning at me while I’m drunkenly dancing.
So, I walk up to her, and I say hi. She asks how I am doing.
I says to her, I says, “I’m doing much better now that I met you!”
Two years later to the day she married me.
:o)
Hate to be a jerk, but I feel as if I need to direct you here.
Sala, can’t you count?!? I said NO camels! That’s FIVE camels!
Oh your from Wales?? Do you know a fella named Jonah?? He used to live in whales for a while.
Cute. I think you should take a visit to the pit. Gotta problem. Come tell me what it is.
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000950.html
The funniest intro I remember. It was in journalism a guy stood up and said “I’m tucker, and when I grow up I want to be a dinosaur”
My life is a stereo…