Worse: The Fauxhawk or the Fashion Mullet?

In My Humble Opinion
1

I can’t decide which haircut is more demon-spawned. What do you think?

2

Someone at work said I should try the fauxhawk out.

Part of me is actually considering it.

Please talk some sense into me.

3

Next time you’re in the shower, make yourself a shampoo fauxhawk and check it out in the mirror. Might scare some sense into you, it might.

For my money, a mullet is a mullet is a mullet. Ick.

4

Aw, that breaks my heart. My achy, breaky heart.