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The elf for me. Rowr.
As much as I’d like Troi to help my inner child get in touch with her outer adult, I’d pick Legolas.
After all, Parker is there, and we’d get along just fine. Also, if Jennifer is played by Lauren Cohan, well … I’ll just take care not to piss her off.
Sorry.
As someone who’s only seen 2 or 3 episodes of ST:NG, I can relish the hotness without knowing why she’s so hated. On the other hand, if Legolas put poison in my tea, I, sir, would drink it. A vote for Troi.
Trying to save the world, let’s see, bow and arrow or phaser? Not too hard a choice. True, Legolas has an infinite quiver, but only against mooks, it’s always empty at critical moments, at least with a phaser you can check the battery.
What, are we talking early season/show bible concept “New Agey ship’s [del]commisar[/del] interpersonal ‘talk about your feeeelings’ adviser” Troi, or later season “ship’s psychiatrist” Troi?
Ha! Just kidding. I don’t think I’d take her along, either way—no more than I’d take a cartoon comic relief sidekick or the World’s Greatest Economist. At best, they’d be the wrong tool for the job.
A Leverage call-out? Can I take Sophie, too? Rather odd features but they seem to work very well somehow.
What I want to know is why you included a washed-up, drugged out, ex-DJ in your world-saving party. Unless he’s the cannon fodder/sacrificial hostage designate.
Damn. I killed the thread. Sorry about that, Skald!
I’m sensing…regret, Captain.
Deep, heartfelt regret.
And a few snickers.
I could really use a Snickers.
Unless the job is pillowing my head… but nevermind my fanfic, though that’s part of the issue, she’d be continually sensing either collective annoyance or collective whoa check out those nacelles. She’s one of the characters I least associate with adventure in TOS anyway (yes, I know, mighty low limbo bar there, especially the first half of the run). And there’s the matter of Lwaxanna that has been addressed.
So as much as he’ll still be a trial of our patience,if I absolutely have to I gotta take the elf. Heck, the annoyance will probably motivate us to get the job done faster…
Arkansas, OTOH, would be toast.
You do not appreciate Skald’s deep deviousness and his eye for identifying unusual skills and potential. And you do need someone who will definitely be thinking outside the box… if at all.
Skald never met a box that he couldn’t think outside of. And then crush underfoot.
Well, a gentleman and a scholar. Psychic too? Just today I went and bought blueberries to make pie. You can give Allrecipes.com a rest for now, as I’m making a recipe from an America’s Test Kitchen cookbook.
Mind you, I do appreciate nice clavicles and scapulae…
I’ll take the one with the most beat-up pussy.
But there’s no possible way of knowing which one that would be…
I just want to pet Legolas’ purty golden locks.
I want him to put those braids in my hair. Time consuming, those are. He obviously has some magic Elvish hair ointment to keep them so tidy. Sharing will be a condition of his employment, for sure.
Don’t get me wrong- I’d love to have sex with Troi, but only if I could be sure she wouldn’t talk while we were doing it.
“I sense… anger”
Yeah… she’d have to shut up. 
The man has more world and life experience than you know.