Pick a product, and make up an advert/slogan for it that is guaranteed to make sure no-one buys it.
McDonalds -
annoyingly perky server
Here at McDonalds, we take pride in our burgers, made with fresh, crisp lettuce… camera pans across lettuce being harvested
…thick, juicy tomatoes… workers check tomatoes are ripe, pick them off the vine
…and 100% Beef patties… cows being herded into sheds, decapitated, corpses slung up on hooks
…made to the McDonalds recipe! cow carcasses pushed into giant blender
So come to McDonalds, and bring the whole family!
*foreman dips his fingers into blender-meat-goo, tastes it, smiles - “I’m lovin’ it!”
Oh, I see the point of this thread has escaped me.
Ok, McDonalds: Get your multi-cultural diverse ass in here and eat some of our high-fat, high-salt food prepared by teenagers that don’t give a shit. And we spit in it too.
GEICO: You probably won’t save much since we’re spending all our money on these ads that run every 2 minutes. We use a computer-generated Gecko because the real ones kept dying when we left them in the desk overnight.